Well, This is Shit

I’m doing alright.

Here’s a funny little ditty from the hilarious Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.

“A song about the majority of 2020!” In his own words.

I agree, dude.

Well, This Is Shit by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. 2020

There’s nothing anyone can do, there’s nothing anyone can say

There’s little can be done right now, to make this go away

Cliched, simple platitudes do naught to quell the dread;

And the breadth and gravity just send me crawling back to bed

It’s useless in this moment, to say we’ll get through this somehow

There’s time enough for action, but that time isn’t now

Soon we can start planning, for what may come to be

But what I could really use right now is a bacon roll and a cup of tea!

I don’t need positive affirmations, I need to scream and bawl

The unrealistic expectations won’t help with this at all!

This is shit, well this is shit, I’m not expecting answers, because they’re out of your remit

I’m not looking for solutions, just for someone to admit

That this is shit, this is shit, this is shit!

You’re trying to be helpful, and that is always nice

But right now all logic only grates, so don’t try to give advice

I need someone to rant out, who’ll not judge or take offence, at my incessant fucking swearing and my unfiltered sentiments!

So stop the pragmatic interventions, just nod and say you’ll understand

Pretend I’m not being an unreasonable arsehole, and hold on to my hand!

This is shit, oh this is shit. I’m not expecting answers, because they’re out of your remit

I’m not looking for solutions, just for someone to admit

That this is shit, this is shit, this is shit!

So let’s all sit, and just quietly get pissed

And drunkenly attempt to over-analyse all of this

We may now be bidding the old times goodbye, so let’s not feel to embarrassed, to have a bloody good cry!

This is shit, well this is shit. I’m not expecting answers, because they’re out of your remit

I’m not looking for solutions, just for someone to admit

That this is shit, this is shit, this is shit!

Well, this is shit, oh this is shit. I’m not expecting answers, because they’re out of your remit

I’m not looking for solutions, just for someone to admit

That this is shit, this is shit, this is shit! Well, this is shit, oh this is shit!

I’m not expecting answers, because they’re out of your remit

I’m not looking for solutions, just for someone to admit, that this is shit, this is shit, this is shit!

Oh, this is shit, this is shit, this is shit!

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